WOD 3.7.18
Performance
Every 3 minutes for 6 sets:
10 Wall Balls 20/10, 14/9
15 Russian Kettlebell Swings 24/16kg
25 Double-Unders
Fitness
Every 3 minutes for 6 sets:
10 Wall Balls 14/10, 10/8
15 Russian Kettlebell Swings 20/12kg
40 Single-Unders
Post work to comments.
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Deadlift
10-10-10
Warm up and work up to a heavy set of 10 touch-and-go Deadlifts with perfect form.
Post loads to comments.
Jay-Star is finally over Bjorn’s rejection at Fight Gone Gone Bad 2017, and he has returned to write some satire for the blog. He’s getting back out there—living his best life, really—and we hope you enjoy the results! | Photo by Thomas H.
Jay-Star’s Guide to the Open: Bad Rep-utation
By Jay Reingold
Judging is an extremely important part of The CrossFit Open experience, and you need to go into the competition with a plan for both the giving and receiving of judgement.
Since judging people comes naturally to me, let me share some of my wisdom with you.
First, if you are planning on doing your workouts at CFSBK, it’s more than likely that the coaches will pair you up with some joker, and you’ll be expected to trade off judging duties. ALWAYS VOLUNTEER TO DO THE WORKOUT FIRST!!!!! If your “partner” decides to go all Adrian Bozman on you, then you’ll be in perfect position to extract your revenge when it’s their turn to sweat.
Second, always complete the online Judges Course on crossfit.com before the start of the Open. This is absolutely critical. Supposedly there are these things called “movement standards,” and if you do not adhere to them, your judge is obligated to “no rep” you. This course purportedly teaches you how to tell the difference between a good and a not-so-good rep. Now I know that you think this sounds like a whole lotta “who cares.” But stay with me. The true value of the course is that it gives you license to be a complete @$$H*LE throughout the entire Games season. For example, if your judge decides that your Wall Ball just wasn’t quite high enough, you can turn to them and say, “Oh really? How would you know? Have you passed the online judges course? Well I have and that was a mighty fine rep. KABOOM!” In the rare instance in which you are matched up with someone who has also taken the course, ask them how well they scored on the essay portion of the test. That will usually keep them quite for the remaining 4 to 6 minutes of the workout.
Third, when you are judging someone I recommend NO REPPING your partner every fifth rep. If they catch on to the pattern, just change it up. Try 4, 6, 4, 6 or 5, 4, 5, 4. Randomly no-repping someone is a great way to keep them both off balance and well below you on the leaderboard. If they start to get lippy, just pull out that Judges Certificate from your pocket to keep them in line. Make sure you NO REP in a very loud voice and don’t be afraid to NO REP the competitors to your left and right as well. Chances are their judges will appreciate your help.
Before I leave you, let me address a question that I get a lot about tipping etiquette. Now I don’t believe in tipping, but I do believe in overtipping. Before you compete be sure to slip a Hamilton in the hand of your judge to thank them for their “generosity.” Let them know that Mr. Hamilton has some friends that might want to stop by later. It’s a nice gesture and really helps to establish a great rapport with your judge.
Court is adjourned!
News and Notes
- There are just 5 spots left in Coach Keith’s Active Life Strength class, which starts Monday! See Monday’s post for all the details on this very cool program, and go HERE to register.
- The Herondale Farm meat CSA delivery has been delayed a week because of the weather forecast. Pickup will be next Wednesday, the 14th, from 6-8:30. If you are unable to make the pickup on the 14th, try to find a friend or buddy who can pick it up for you. Feel free to post on the blog for help finding this person (hint: offer them a steak). If you absolutely cannot find someone to help, email Michele at mig [at] gmail.com.
- Inka H. will be at CFSBK on Thursday 3/8 and Friday 3/9 offering bodywork sessions from 10am – 2 pm. 1 hour is $100 and 1.5 hours is $140. If you’re curious about how bodywork can help increase range of motion and help you get ready to be in specific positions drop her a line! My sessions include FRC, Myofascial Release, and Deep Tissue Sports Massage. You can reach Inka at inka.hodes [at] gmail.com.
- Nor’easter’s a’comin’! As of the time of this post, we are open and plan to run on a normal schedule. Any updates will be posted to this section!
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Yesterday’s Results Board: Rest Day
Data: “You’re Changing Your Life” CrossFit Journal
Lindsey Valenzuela’s Incredible Comeback Athlete Daily
Open Workouts 18.2 and 18.2a
In 12 Minutes:
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 reps for time of…
Dumbbell Squats
Bar-Facing Burpees
If you complete all the Dumbbell Squats and Bar-Facing Burpees in 18.2, you will use the remaining time to complete a 1-rep max Clean. If you do not complete all 110 reps of Squats and Burpees, your score will be the number of reps completed in 12 minutes.
Post time, Rx, and load to comments.
Thanks to everyone who came out for Friday Night Lights last night! See you next week for 18.3!
Tomorrow: Look, Feel, Perform Better Challenge Info Session: “What Even Is a Carb?”
The 5th Look, Feel, Perform Better Challenge Lecture and Q&A is tomorrow at 12pm in the Annex. In “What Even Is a Carb?” we’ll learn a bit more about what macronutrients are, which foods contain which, and some simple guidelines to help us choose foods that are better for us along a spectrum of Healthy to Less Healthy to Unhealthy. As always, there’s an open Q&A afterwards where you can air out whatever you like.
Register for Active Life Strength
Get out of pain, stay out of pain, strengthen your weaknesses, and improve mobility and movement patterns, all while getting stronger! This is a predominantly strength-based class very specifically programmed to strengthen movements and improve positions based on your individual needs.
The Active Life methods help athletes of all levels identify the root causes of their pain, injuries, and plateaus, and provide solutions for alleviating and eliminating those limitations through strength training, hands on treatment, corrective movements, and program modification. As the Head Coach at Active Life Athletics, Coach Keith worked closely with the Active Life doctors as they developed the system and led the charge to incorporate it into a gym model. Using those principles, this program will help you identify your individual weaknesses and limitations, guide you through the necessary strength and mobility exercises, and get you moving and lifting more efficiently, with less pain. A pain-free athlete is a confident athlete, and a confident athlete is a dangerous athlete. If your goal is to look better, feel better, and go hard into your 80s, this program will help you set and maintain the foundation.
For more information on The Active Life, check out:
Schedule
March 12th, 2018 – May 3rd, 2018
Monday and Thursdays from 6:30pm to 7:30pm
2x per week for 8 weeks
Cap: 12 athletes
Cost
The cost is $160 per month ($320 total plus NY state sales tax). The first charge will occur at the time of registration and the second payment of $160 will occur automatically 1 month later. This cycle is open to all CFSBK members as well as CrossFitters from other affiliates.
(Please note that you are committing to specific days and times and there be no refunds for any missed classes or late cancellations.)
What happens in class?
We will start with testing your single leg strength relative to your Back Squat, your Deadlift stamina relative to your absolute strength, your 1-arm carry ability, and your upper body pressing and pulling. You will then receive progressive strength work during each class to address your weaknesses based off of your test results.
In addition, we will identify your general movement limitations through mobility and flexibility assessments. Each athlete will receive an individualized “Not for Time” piece to complete as a warm up/cool down for CrossFit group class or during standardized warm-ups to address these limitations through corrective movements, stretches, and holds.
Register Here!
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18.1 Workout Analysis Beyond the Whiteboard
Nicole Carroll’s Tips for 18.2 CrossFit