Part A
3 Rounds NFT of:

Performance
3 Kick-Ups
20 Hollow Rocks
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Part B
5 Rounds NFT of:

Performance
5-10 Handstand Push-Ups
Log Roll Left 3 V-Ups, Log Roll Right 3 V-Ups
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“Annie”

50-40-30-20-10 Reps Rounds For Time Of:
Double Unders
Sit Ups

Post time and Rx to comments.
compare to 2.11.13

Katie Mo Gets Low on High Bar Back Squats

• Happy Birthday, Crystal Castles!

Today’s Schedule

We will have a slightly modified AM schedule today with classes at 7am, 8am, 9am, 12pm, 4:30pm, 5:30pm, 6:30pm, 7:30pm and 8:30pm

Sign Up for Fight Gone Bad 2013!!!

Since 2008, CrossFit South Brooklyn has conducted a yearly fundraiser in the form of a workout called Fight Gone Bad. Last year, we raised over $34,000 for the Brooklyn Community Foundation.  BCF is a local organization that is dedicated to improving the lives of people in Brooklyn by strengthening communities through local giving, grantmaking and community service. This year, we’ll be partnering with BCF again and hope to surpass last year’s donation numbers.

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“Dizzy Diane” with Gillian Mounsey at CrossFit South Brooklyn CrossFit

Fitness: Work up to a heavy but perfect triple on the Hang Power or Hang Squat Clean

Performance:  Work up to a heavy but perfect triple on the Power or Squat Clean. See if you can best last week’s triples.

If you did the Hotshots 19 WOD yesterday you may be fried, adjust accordingly.
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Front Squat

Fitness: 3×5 Across
Add 5lbs to last week’s exposure weight.

Performance Heavy 3
Attempt to best last week’s triples by 5-10lbs.

Post loads to comments.
Clean/FSQ e2/6
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10 Intervals of:
10 Russian Kettlebell Swings

Use a heavy Kettlebell and rest as needed.

Nothing like a little community support to get you through a rough WOD.

Thanks to everyone who donated to the Hotshots 19 grant yesterday and particpated in the workout. As of writing a total of 128K+ was raised worldwide for the families of those who perished. To see archived coverage of the live event from Prescott Arizona and see what the current total is, click here. Many of the elite CrossFit athletes completed the workout in sub 30 minutes. Amazing!

Tomorrow’s Schedule

We will have a slightly modified AM schedule that day with classes at 7am, 8am, 9am, 12pm, 4:30pm, 5:30pm, 6:30pm, 7:30pm and 8:30pm
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What is a Hotshot Crew? CNN
Why Do We Sleep? TED Talks
Gabby Douglas’ routines from the 2012 Olympic Gymnastics trials

This WOD is a doozie and we’ll have scaling options available as usual. Aside from scaling bar weight and pull ups we’ll have a partner version of the workout. Partners will complete the full runs together and split up the volume on the squats, power cleans, and pull ups however they desire.

The CrossFit community recently lost 19 members of Granite Mountain Hotshots firefighting team who tragically lost their lives on June 30, 2013 while fighting a fire in Yarnell, AZ. CrossFit recently organized a fundraising workout with the CrossFit Kids Foundation where 100% of the donations will be distributed to the families. As a sign of solidarity, CFSBK will be programming the memorial workout today. If you’d like to donate to the cause, you can do so directly online here. Alternatively, CFSBK will be accepting cash donations day of which we will then match via online donation.  There is no requirement or minimums and all donations will be kept anonymous.

• To learn more about what a “Hotshot Crew” is, read the wikipedia page.
• To learn more about the events that transpired on read this NPR report
• To see a video about the Hotshot crew from their gym, Captain CrossFit, click here.

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Hotshots Wives
Meet Clayton Whitted” with Kristi Whitted
Meet Travis Turbyfill” with Stephanie Turbyfill
Support The Families of Fallen Hotshots with Greg Glassman

Dr. Fidler Aligned for his Deadlifts

Annoucing Fight Gone Bad 2013!!!

Since 2008, CrossFit South Brooklyn has conducted a yearly fundraiser in the form of a workout called Fight Gone Bad. Last year, we raised over $34,000 for the Brooklyn Community Foundation.  BCF is a local organization that is dedicated to improving the lives of people in Brooklyn by strengthening communities through local giving, grantmaking and community service. This year, we’ll be partnering with BCF again and hope to surpass last year’s donation numbers.

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When is Fight Gone Bad?
Saturday October 19th, 2013.  First heat beginning at 9am.

What is Fight Gone Bad?
Three rounds of:
Wall-ball, 20lb, 10ft / 14lb, 9ft
Sumo deadlift high-pull, 75/55 pounds
Box Jump, 20″ box
Push-press, 75/55 pounds
Row

In this workout you move from each of five stations after a minute.The clock does not reset or stop between exercises. This is a five-minute round from which a one-minute break is allowed before repeating. On call of “rotate”, the athletes must move to next station immediately for best score. One point is given for each rep, except on the rower where each calorie is one point.

What if I can’t attend on Saturday 10/19?
Sign up anyway and select the option to be on Fight Gone Belated!  We’ll do our best to coordinate a make-up date with those athletes that can’t attend so that you can still participate in the fun!  You’ll still get to create a team name, participate in fundraising and get a FGB tshirt!

Why are we fundraising?
In the past, our annual FGB Fundraiser has been a great way to bring our community together to support great charities.  And because Brooklyn has been good to us, we want to help give back to the very community CFSBK is proud to call home.  That’s why we chose to support the Brooklyn Community Foundation.  If you’re not familiar with BCF, make sure you visit their website to check them out.  Or if you’re lazy at least check out their list of Grantees and we’re sure you’ll find one or two not far from you!

Will there be a fundraising minimum? 
While we’d love everyone to make attempts to raise funds, there will be no fundraising minimum to participate.  However as in years past, there will be prizes awarded to the top Individual and Team fundraisers! 

Ok, you keep talking about fundraising but how should I do this and when should I begin?
Once our registration deadline ends on 9/13, we‘ll create teams consisting of 5 athletes.  Shortly after, athletes will get an email from us with their team assignments and all of the details to set up your fundraising page.  We’ll be using Crowdrise as our fundraising platform again and participants will have individual fundraising pages that will be super easy to share with friends and family!  (Check out last year’s fundraising page HERE!)

What is this workout again? What if I can’t do the workout Rx’d?
Here’s Coach Glassman explaining FGB in detail.   And don’t worry, we’ll have scaling options available! 

So the day begins at 9am but how long will it last?  When will my team go?
The length of the event will depend on how many total athletes/teams we have.  We will run 3 teams through the workout simultaneously and will have new heats starting every 20 mins.  Unfortunately, we won’t be able to tell you exactly what time your team will be going until closer to the event.  We hope though that you plan on spending a few hours with us, not only competing but also supporting your fellow teams.  And as usual, we’ll have some tasty adult beverages to enjoy!

Ok, I’m sold.  Where do I register?
Sign me up for Fight Gone Bad 2013!

CFSBK and Ragnar Again!

It’s been too long since CFSBK has had a Ragnar team. Ragnar Cape Cod is happening next spring, so I’m putting out feelers now for how many SBK’ers and friends would be interested in joining a team.

What is Ragnar, you ask? It’s a 200-mile relay over the course of a day and a half. You’ll run, drive, and (maybe) sleep on a beautiful, flat course through Cape Cod, and kick back on the beach with your fellow racers when it’s over. The 200 miles are split unevenly among 12 runners, so there’s room on the team for both experienced distance runners and novices. For more info on the racecourse and how the relay works, visit their site.

Next year’s race takes place May 9-10. If you’re interested and/or have questions, email me at stellavision(AT)gmail.com. No commitments at this point, just putting together a list of interested people. I’ll start asking for firm yeses (and money) closer to race day.

This is not just for SBK members — if you have a friend whom you’d like to race with, have him/her email me too!
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Top 5 Road Blocks in Paleo Paleo Movement
What happened after 2 years of using a standing desk Tricks Of The Trade
Super Mario Brothers In Real Life Parkour
Bring Your Lunch To Work NYT

Fitness: Hang Snatch High Pull + Hang Power Snatch

Performance: Snatch Deadlift (with a pause at the knee) + Hang Snatch

Take 15 minutes to work up to a moderately heavy load on today’s complexes. See if you can meet last week’s numbers or surpass them with good form.
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High Bar Back Squat

Fitness: 3×8 Across
Add 2.5-5lbs from exposure 1

Performance Heavy 8
Try to beat last week’s heavy 8 by 5-10lbs.

Post loads to comments.
Snatch/HBBSQ e2/6
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Fartlek Mile

Fartlek, which means “speed play” in Swedish combines aerobic low intensity work with more anerobic high intensity intervals.  Generally the intervals are based on feel and somewhat unstructured.  Play with this protocol for three laps around the block.

Julian Sets Up His Pull Mid WOD

• Happy Birthday, Elena Y!

Upcoming Schedule Changes

Please make note of these upcoming schedule changes at the gym.

Monday, September 2nd (Labor Day)
We will have a slightly modified AM schedule that day with classes at 7am, 8am, 9am, 12pm, 4:30pm, 5:30pm, 6:30pm, 7:30pm and 8:30pm

Friday, September 6th
There will be no PM open gym as we are hosting Mark Rippetoe for the Starting Strength Seminar this weekend. Morning and afternoon classes are on as normally scheduled.

Saturday, September 7th
There are no classes Saturday. We will instead be hosting a Track Workout in Red Hook if you’d like to get a WOD in.

Sunday, September 8th
There are no classes Sunday. We will instead be hosting a Flag Football Game and Social at Prospect Park. All are welcome to attend!
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6 Tips for Not being a CrossFit A$$hole CrossFit IF
Golden Arches: Human Feet More Flexible Than We Thought NPR
6 Truths About Exercise That Nobody Wants to Believe HuffPo

Work up to a heavy load on the barbell complex:
7 Deadlifts
5 Power Cleans
3 Reverse Lunges each leg
1 Thruster

Post loads to comments.

Deesha’s Double Unders

• Happy Birthday Sarah LR and Belated Birthday Sam Ay

Roasted Pork Tenderloin with Vegetables

By Christian Fox

Here’s a great, simple, way to enjoy either of the two sauces from the last recipe installment. If you have the sauces on hand (you do, right?) then most of the prep time, which is minimal, is spent chopping the vegetables. The vegetables are easily interchangeable with others you have on hand or like better. Zucchini, cauliflower, parsnip, or bell pepper would all work well. The denser the vegetable the smaller you’d chop it so they all finish at the same time.

Preheat oven to 425 degrees

You’ll need:
2 1¼ – 2 lb Pork Tenderloins (these often come wrapped two in a pack)
3-5 cloves of garlic, minced
1 large Onion, chopped or sliced into bite sized pieces
1 large Carrot, peeled and ¼ inch slice on the bias
1 head of Broccoli, chopped into bite sized pieces
4 Tbsp Olive Oil
1 tsp Thyme
2 tsp Black Pepper
3 tsp Salt
2 tsp Oregano
2 tsp Cumin
¼ – ½ tsp Cayenne Pepper (or dried chipotle), optional

In a large mixing bowl, toss the onion, carrot, and broccoli with 2 Tbsp olive oil, thyme, and 1 tsp salt to coat the vegetables in oil and seasoning. Spread the vegetables into one layer on a large sheet pan. Put the pork tenderloin in the mixing bowl with the remaining olive oil and salt, black pepper, oregano, cumin, garlic, and chile if using, and toss to coat. Place pork on top of vegetables on the sheet pan and roast at 425 degrees in pre-heated oven until a thermometer reads 150 degrees on the pork, probably 15-20 minutes. Remove the pork to cool before slicing and let the vegetables roast for another 10 minutes so they become a bit crispy (and infinitely more yummy).  Serve the pork sliced over the vegetables and top with either the marinara or the aji’.

Cook! Enjoy!

Pictures of the food here

What was the last thing you cooked that you were proud of?
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Training In The Heat with Bill Starr CrossFit Journal

Melissa Lloyd’s Squat Face

• Hot Shots 19 Workout Announced!
• On Labor Day we will be hosting a slightly modified AM schedule for Group Class. We will have 7am, 8am and 9am classses INSTEAD of 6am, 7am, 8am. Otherwise we will be hosting normal group class times. 

Melissa off to Nigeria!

Today I am packing the last bits and getting the last shots before heading off to Nigeria until February.  I am heading over to consult with the Agriculture Ministry to strengthen market access for commodity crops (consultant jargon,  basically hope to get farmers better prices for crops to build food security). The project is thrilling, but I will miss Brooklyn and the CFSBK crew.

For the past two years the instruction, coaching, cheering, support and friendship from CFSBK enabled gains both in the gym and my life beyond the walls of 597 Degraw. CFSBK’s community helped me develop priceless new outlooks on health, strength and beauty. My new path to fitness at CFSBK even inspired a family challenge resulting in a combined 145 lost since foundations! The reach of motivation from Brooklyn to Texas and beyond is a testimonial to both CFSBK’s quality of coaching and strength of community. Further ramblings will not begin to cover my appreciation of how I feel when I walk under that skull clad garage door.

I googled variations of hotel+gym+squat rack+concept 2 rower and pretty much got back “Did you mean machines you can read a magazine on while working out?” So I would love to hear from the community on hotel/home workouts and motivation tips while on the road. I will be posting to the blog and signing up for Crash B’s for some added accountability!

Thank you again and I look forward to seeing you all in the winter!

Blast From the Past. Here is a pan of the gym layout in 2010. For the folks who have been around at least a year, what has been your favorite gym upgrade?
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Being Present: Valerie Voboril
Why Do We Clap? Vsauce

Part A
3 Rounds NFT of:
2 Wall Walks with a :05 hold at the top
25 Hollow Rocks

Part B
4-5 Sets of:
Perform 3 kick-ups to the wall
Perform 10 Supine Press Ups on an elevated surface between kick-ups

We’ll be focusing on a smooth kick-ups with varying levels of inversion. From partial kick-ups, to heel taps and finally full inverts against the wall.
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10 Rounds For Max Reps of:
:30 Burpees
:30 Rest

Post total reps to comments.

Thank you to everyone who participated in this year’s CF Subway Series!

Hot Shots Workout

On June 30th 19 members of the Granite Mountain Hotshots firefighting crew tragically lost their lives while fighting a fire in Yarnell, AZ. Recently the CrossFit Kids Foundation organized a grant that would send 100% of the donations collected to the families of the fallen. As a sign of solidarity, CFSBK will be programming the memorial workout (Still TBA) this Saturday, August 31st. If you’d like to donate to the cause, you can do so directly online here. Alternatively, CFSBK will be accepting cash donations day of which we will then match via online donation.  There is no requirement or minimums to participate in the workout and all donations will be kept anonymous.

• To learn more about what a “Hotshot Crew” is, read the wikipedia page.
• To learn more about the events that transpired on read this NPR report
• To see a video about the Hotshot crew from their gym, Captain CrossFit, click here.

CFSBK Track Workout on Saturday, Sept. 7th

CFSBK will be hosting a remote Track workout on 9/7/13 in Red Hook. This will coincide with the weekend the gym is closed for the Starting Strength Seminar with Mark Rippetoe. We will meet up at 9:30 am by the bleachers at the Red Hook Track (Hicks and Bay) for an outdoor running and body weight workout with your CrossFit buddies. Football (aka , Soccer) is usually going on down the block and the food trucks (tacos!) should still be around for post-WOD replenishment and entertainment. Show up on time and plan to spend about an hour or so warming up and WODding with us. RSVP to christian(AT)crossfitsouthbrooklyn.com so we know how many folks to plan for. If all you know about Red Hook is the Ikea, you’ve been missing out. Come explore this great part of Brooklyn!

We will also be hosting a Flag Football and CFSBK Social at Prospect Park on Sunday September 8th.
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The Tabata Delision Tony Gentlecore
The Missing Link Of The CrossFit Athlete: Chiropractic Treatment Breaking Muscle

Fitness: Work up to a heavy but perfect triple on the Hang Power or Hang Squat Clean

Performance:  Work up to a heavy but perfect triple on the Power or Squat Clean. Leave room to grow.

Take 15 minutes to work up to a moderately heavy load on today’s complexes.
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Front Squat

Fitness: 3×5 Across
Take the time to find your first weight for a linear progression in the Front Squat

Performance Heavy 3
Work  up to a heavy 3 rep set. No Failing

Post loads to comments.
Clean/FSQ e1/6
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3 Intervals of:
400m at approx 90% perceived intensity

Consistent efforts. Perform 10 Burpees for every +/- 5 seconds off your first effort. For example if you run 1:32 on your first, 1:30 on the second, and a 1:22 on your last you owe 20 burpees for the 10 second deviation between the first and last sprints.

New Fish Oil, Vitamin D and Magnesium now in stock at CFSBK

• Happy Birthday, Dan L!

Pure Pharma and CFSBK

We recently switched from carrying Prosource Fish Oil to Pure Pharma. While this brand is more expensive per bottle, Pure Pharma (PP) proved to be a higher quality product as well as more environmentally conscience than Prosource (PS).  Here are some of the reasons we like it:

– PP has an Omega 3 concentration of 84% per capsule compared to PS’ 60%
– PP has a natural triglyceride form while PS uses an Ethyl Ester which is less stable and can create free radicals.
– PP uses deep sea anchovies and sardines only from 5 star Friend of the Sea certified fisheries where as PS is derived from Jack Mackerels, a fish higher on the food chain (less desirable) and does not publish where their fish are caught.

The benefits of Fish Oil are that it’s been proven to reduce inflammation, support cardiovascular and cognitive health as well as improving oxygen delivery and a myriad of other positive health benefits.

On top of carrying fish oil, we also now carry Vitamin D and Magnesium. To read more about the benefits of these products and how they’re sourced, click on the links for each one above to get a comprehensive outline of the product.

While we don’t think everyone needs to take supplements, they can sometimes fill in gaps missing in your nutrition that help support your performance and health. We like Pure Pharma because of their commitment to quality and the environment as well as having one of the smallest product portfolios in the entire supplement industry. Ultimately, it’s up to you to do some research, experiment with your body and see what’s right for you.

Each product is available for purchase at the front desk for the following prices:

Fish Oil: $35
Magnesium: $25
Vitamin D: $15
Or, purchase all three for $70
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Do you take any supplements? Why or why not? What have been your experiences with them?

For Time:
Row 1500m
3 Rounds:
25 Wall Ball Shots 20lb,10′ / 14lb,9′
25 Box Jumps 24″/20″

Focus on your jumping and landing mechanics on all your box jumps.  Your coaches will be discussing what to be thinking about and how to move. Get stoked!

Post time and Rx to comments.

Coach McDowell box jumping

Good Luck CFSBK Warriors!

Tomorrow is the last event in the 2013 CF Subway Series being hosted at CrossFit Long Island City. The competition will start around noon and carry on for a few hours and be followed by an after party. All are invited to attend!
Best of luck to everyone competing tomorrow and thank you to all who participated this year representing CFSBK, we love you!!!!!

Warming Up Wisely

By Noah Abbott

Each time we walk into the gym, we are confronted with a certain amount of work for the day. For many, this is one of the greatest pluses of working out at a “non-traditional” gym- you don’t have to think about programming or planning. Upon walking in the door and looking at the white board, we are given a prescription: exercises, rep-and-set schemes, even target weights, be they relative (70% of 1RM) or absolute (225#/185#.)

Despite the seeming absolutism, each day there is as much unsaid information and room for improvisation and interpretation as there are set parameters and instructions undoubtedly scrawled illegibly and supplemented with original art from the Osorio Stick Figure collection. The way we warm up for each lift and WOD is our own time to acquaint ourselves with the given exercise, practice form and execution, and familiarize our body with the (often heavy as all get out) weight we are about to move.

In the “real world,” when give a task most people will start by hashing out a plan of attack before jumping into the deep end. If we were to fix a broken table leg, we would plan out what tools we needed, sketch a few ideas, acquire materials, set out a work space, and make sure we had enough beer to get us through our clumsy Bob Villa imitation. If given a project at work, we would brew a pot of coffee, do some internet research, sketch a few outlines, vent to coworkers about how unfair it was that we had to do this shit, call home and say we’d be home late, and then maybe get to work. I propose that before any endeavor in the gym, we should practice a similar amount of introspection, practice, and slow familiarization with our task at hand. The beer and the bitching are up to you.

Position, Balance, Tension, Focus   

Our first consideration when beginning our warm-up sets is to use lighter weight repetitions of a movement as practice for the relatively high skill movement to follow. A good rubric to follow is to begin with an emphasis on Position and Balance in our first few sets and transition to emphasizing Tension and Focus as the weight begins to increase and we near our work weight. To illustrate this concept, let’s use the squat (our most familiar and important lift) as an example.

During your first 2 or 3 warm-up sets (always starting with an EMPTY BAR), while the weight is light and manageable, try to dial in your Position. Where are your feet and hands set up? Are they too close or far? Is your rack tight and centered? Are you reaching proper depth as you squat, are your knees shoved out, is your back in a good, safe position at the bottom? Think about these concepts, and begin to fix the feeling of proper positions in your mind. Your lifting partner is an invaluable resource at this time, as they can cue you on some things you can’t see. Ask them questions, and use their feedback to inform your lifting.

Once your positioning feels OK, quickly check in on your Balance. What part of your foot is bearing your weight at the start of your squat, does it shift at the bottom or remain constant? Is your bar path straight and balanced, or is it wavering or shifting? Your partner is helpful here as well, although some elements of balance, especially in your feet, can be so subtle that they are tough to perceive. If you can’t sense your balance due to your shoes, consider removing them – going barefoot is Tre Paleo.

Now that we are Properly Positioned and Badassedly Balanced, lets work on Tension and Focus. As the weight begins to increase, shift your inner gaze to getting TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. Are you making sure to get a full, deep breath before you lift? Are you staying tight at the bottom of the lift? Are you holding that breath at the top and staying tight and controlled at the top of the lift before your next rep? Check in with your partner, and don’t get offended if they say you’ve gone soft, this isn’t Menace II Society, G.

Finally, its time to get Focused. Are you often suprised when your warm-up sets feel really heavy and slow, and then your heavier work sets feel faster and relatively light? If so, you are probably not truly focusing until your work sets, which can be both dangerous and prevent you from reaching full potential. Treat your last few warm-up sets exactly like a work set. If you have a ritual during your work sets- stamping feet, Monica Seles grunts, weeping uncontrollably- perform it during your last few warm-up sets. Prime your central nervous system for the task at hand, and your work sets will feel even easier and more controlled when you get there. Also, as you near your work sets, cut the chatter and jokes (what my grandpa called “grab-assin”) and go to your Squatty Place. Find your Power Animal, Chi, or Inner Ronnie Coleman, get centered, and then attack the bar.

Weight Go Up, Reps Go Down, or “The Two Trains Passing In The Night Theory of Warm-ups”

Numerous times I have had an athlete come to me and complain that their first work set of, say, 100 pounds for 5 reps felt incredibly heavy and slow. I walk over to their rack to watch their next set, and before they even begin, I spot a whiteboard where this dutiful soul has recorded their warm-up sets. It reads: 45×5, 55×5, 65×5, 75×5, 85×5, 95×5. As this point I begin sounding like Foghorn Leghorn as I stammer and sputter (I say, I, I, I say, boy!) and explain that a warm-up scheme like this means that before their very first “live” squat they have already moved over ¾ of a ton of weight!

Our first few warm-up sets, while the weight is light, should mimic the repetitions we plan to use when we work, or can even be slightly more. We can use these sets to get more mobile and comfortable in the positions we will need to hit when we work. As we begin to increase weight, we should drop the repetitions. We have already achieved Supple Leopard/Panther/Aardvark status due to our dedicated mobility work, standardized warm-up, and our first few light warm-up sets. Now we just need to accustom our body to the feeling of moving heavy weight. As we get close to work sets we should drop the repetitions to singles or doubles in an effort to not fatigue ourselves before we really get started. A warm-up set for the same reps at 95% of our work weight is just a neglected work set, sitting alone and unloved in our log book and condemned to a lifetime of second class Squatizen status.

Other Considerations

If we warm up with intention (Position, Balance, Tension, Focus) and with a plan (dropping the repetitions as we increase weight), we are most of the way there, but there are still a few ideas to consider. First, as Fox likes to say, “you are your own Peyton Manning.” I assume he means 2010 Peyton Manning (a cool and introspective leader who is confident changing playcalls on the fly and makes funny commercials) and not 2011 Peyton Manning (a spinally-fused ghost who haunts the sidelines of the NFL’s worst team looking like he wants to stab his teammates, yet still makes funny commercials). Listen to your body, and be prepared to add in some extra warm-up sets if you feel cold, wonky, or want to practice something. If something feels sticky or sore, do some mobility work or foam roll a bit between warm-up or work sets. You are P
eyton Manning! (Minus the peanut shaped head.)

Also, keep in mind that lifts using smaller muscle groups (think: Beach Muscles) will fatigue faster than those using your larger muscle groups (think: Yo’ Butt) Don’t go overboard warming up the Little Guys, they are generally simpler lifts anyway, and you’ll find yourself fatigued when you work. You can linger a little bit on the Big Mommas, which have higher muscular endurance and can be trickier to nail down.

Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

Hopefully, now that you’ve suffered through some decent information wrapped in a bunch of bad jokes, you’ve got a better understanding of the general concepts that drive a good warm-up. If nothing else, when warming up make sure you have a plan. Think about what you want to accomplish with your warm-up, and use that time to get yourself ready to succeed. A lackadaisical warm-up inevitably leads to spotty and uneven results. Make your warm-up a dress rehearsal for your lifts and then break a leg. On second thought, don’t.